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There is a certain kind of healthy vulgarity
that one can endure, perhaps with some
embarrassment but still with amusement.
— ER
Alarms, Diversions, & Silly Bits
Massively Stupid, Iniquitous, and/or Tasteless Web Stuff
- Is Your Major a Turn-On or a Turn-Off? (An amazingly stupid survey about the comparative sexiness of college majors. It's a beta thing, so it is in need of some opinions.)
- Stupid & Tasteless Infobahn Roadkill that no decent or sensible person would have anything to do with but which for obscure reasons keeps getting more stuff added to it, probably by somebody else.
- Fashionable Jargon & Gibberish for the Use of People With Nothing to Say
- Dirty Pictures
Caution: You must be over 18 to look at this page! Maybe over 21. Maybe over 70. If you are still alive, you probably aren't old enough. Do not look at this stuff! The web is full of edifying pages; why would you want to look at something like this?!
- Multicultural Computer Demon Exorcism Page
- Amazingly Dumb, Grade D Movie Plot Generator that I wrote accidentally many years ago only as a programming exercise and that I am not responsible for and that I have much better taste than ever to look at. (In fact I probably didn't actually write it. I probably never even saw it. Now that I think about it, I am quite sure I never heard of it.)
- Advance Answers for All MMW Exams (Do not look here.)
- Answers to All Questions About Life, the Universe, & Everything
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